I love my nephew
He's five months old
He's new but not available
We've never met
I doubt he'd remember if we had
I'm worried he doesn't have a mechanic
It being tax season and all
It being spring and all
 
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My penultimate pee
tells me about the night I'm having
the night I had
What color is it
How did it feel
coming out
I'm too conscious
of how my right thigh
often hovers
I don't know why I do this
why I balk
So many men stand
pledging allegiance
to lives they're required to massage