Sofia Majstorovic is a Morongo Valley-based loafer. Her "Master's Thesis" was torn apart at Columbia University for interchangeably referring to the ground as the floor. This seems to her not the end of the world. Follow her on Twitter: @Dofmau5 and IG: @sofiamajstorovic.
Claire Dougherty is Sofia Majstorovic's roommate. Her name is email@example.com